Asian condoms too small.....REALLY AR??

Yesterday I heard something that I thought was total BS but cannot be 100% sure la since I have never had a Caucasian man before.

Chinese Girl: I am not on the pill

Caucasian Boy: Oh...

Chinese Girl: Do you mind if you use the condom?

Caucasian Boy: Err...I guess I can but....

Chinese Girl: Yes?

Caucasian Boy: Asian condoms are too small for me, not comfortable at all

Hmmmm....my mind is yelling "BBUUULLLLLSSHHHHHIITTTTTTTT" but I really do want to give him the

benefit of the doubt. I remember clearly one time my friend blew up a condom and it got pretty big, in fact I think a whole medium size papaya can fit into the condom, but I cannot be sure as I do not have a condom at hand to try it. Another friend

commented that the condom can stretch 5 inches in width, I trust him. The Chinese girl seemed really excited at the suggestion that this man might be well-endowed, I dun wan to break her bubble but I am curious if there was any truth in his claim, that Asian condoms are too small for an ang mor. I googled as

usual and found this claim in a forum:-

Asian condoms are very very small... My wife traveled to Singapore last week and brought me home a

cool three-pack of condoms. So we whip them out and I try one (chinese writing on the box, ect...) It nearly cut off the circulation to my Moby. They are for sure way smaller than American condoms. This got me thinking, are the condoms in Africa super big, so big they would fall off my penis? Just a question...

Then I found this site, http://geniusbeauty.com/men-and-women/breaking-12-myths-about-condoms/ which says it is a myth

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I think I was possessed!!!

I thought long and hard before I wrote this post for it is personal and embarrassing but then I thought to myself, aiya never mind la dis wan all fren fren here, paiseh for what. Today when I was going through my stuff I found this.

I cannot believe I bought this, seriously wat possess me to buy dis? Hey dun laugh k, at that time I was all excited at the Hustler sex shop and dinno wat to buy coz dildo too expensif la, so I thought oh cool dis is within my budget. But lau sit kong (to be frank) I oso thought...errrr perhaps.......

Neber mind anyway, my friends who were with me were giving me rather strange looks and one of them even remarked rather smugly

"My husband ar.. very happy with me, I do my kegel exercises....no complains there"

In my mind I was like "ok lar, u very holiao, and mine I suppose lorry go in oso can make U-turn kam out"

But i din use lar, still not chyet open, anybody wan it? PM me nobody will know, I plomis not to tell. Have any of you ever bought something so embarrassing when you look back you can only claim temporary insanity or that you were possessed when you bought it.

P/S If reli embarrassing can share as "anonymous" LOL

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