This is a true story.......

Happened to me today at the airport

Autoflush toilets and I have never had a good relationship to begin with...

Kopi Soh enters toilet stall

just standing there, that darn thing flushes Whooossshh

turned around to hang up bag, that darn thing flushes Whoooosh

take toilet seat cover, bend down to place it nicely, unzip...., that darn thing flushes and took my toilet seat cover along with it

decides to leave jeans half down so can make a quick seat-down

replaces toilet seat cover, plops down with super speed on toilet seat before I can.....WHOOOOOSSHHH, that darn thing flushes again, acting as if it knows I am at its mercy.

It knows I have no choice....continues with business, sitting perfectly still, trying not to make even the slightest movement

efforts were futile.....WHOOOOSSSSH, toilet flushes anyway

this time i decide to ignore it, I was surprised it behaved. I did not realize at that time what its silence meant. Little did I know that darn thing was actually quietly hatching plan....

Done & wiped & all zipped up

Stood up.........**silence**

step a bit to the left.....**silence**

step to the right, maybe it din detect me....**silence**

step to the left, step to the right, make big huge movements... that darn thing stubbornly refuses to flush!!!!!!!!!

See onot?? Aitelyu that thing is evilllllllllllll.........