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Sometimes I wonder, are there any sure fire ways of getting one's man back after he has strayed? Has

anyone here succeeded before or know of some woman who have succeeded? Men, perhaps you can share some thoughts as to how can your woman get you back once you have strayed?

Some people have suggested the following BUT I seriously do not think they work

1) Make yourself attractive, lose some weight, dress up, put make up and so on

As far as I can see, this method has not proven to be effective because usually the mistress is way way uglier than the wife. Some are even downright dowdy in appearance, with less education, less brains, overall less successful than the wife.

2) Cater to his every whim

This is the second worse advice in my opinion, as you can see the wife often is the "perfect" wife who even irons her man's underwear and the mistress does not even lift a finger, the man does it all, even those who swear they will never touch a broom or wash a dish will often do those in the mistress's home.

3) Be more adventurous in bed?

Seriously you think that would help? I dono maybe what do most of you think?

4) Communication

I doubt this one too, I mean in the first place did they not leave because we yap too much, nag nag nag, so how can talking more bring our man back into our arms?

5) Hire a hitman to do away with the mistress

Well, this might work, but it can be quite expensive and if caught could mean we have to be someone's bitch in jail YIKES!!!! On second thoughts if you get rid of one and he goes and find another then how?? Unless you have a Frequent User card, it really is not practical.

So how?? If you still love your man and he strays how? If only there were a button we can click.